Eco-friendly Nazis Organize Mass Book Recycling

Columbus, OH—Trying to soften their image to the public, local Nazis launched a campaign to be kind to mother earth. “We figured it was a good idea to give back to the world by taking away books we think people shouldn’t read, or own, and recycle them,” said Hans Schneider. He added that people often have the misconception that Nazis hate everyone and everything, saying “we don’t hate mother earth. Maybe Jews and people who have colored skin and all that stuff, but no we love the earth and we want to rule it, I mean protect it.” Hans suggested people bring in their offensive books to the abandoned Aldi parking lot where they have trucks waiting to take the books away for recycling.