Local Daredevil Walks On Edge of Property Line

Slidell, LA—Having pushed the limits with stunts like driving for miles on empty and trying chicken wings with ghost pepper hot sauce, local house painter and self-proclaimed daredevil, Keith Randall, hopes his latest feat will beef up his street cred and reputation with fellow residents. Sources close to Randall confirm that he was able to walk along the edge of his entire property line, putting him in immediate danger of accidentally crossing over into property that does not belong to him. When asked about this near death-defying stunt, Randall replied, “man you know me dude, I’m just always trying to push the boundaries doing this or that, so I figured what better way to do that than walk on the edge of my property line’s boundaries.” He continued, “I mean, if you cross onto the wrong person’s property around here, that’s sometimes an open invitation to get shot, so I’m really putting my life on the line by walking on the edge of my property line. Someone doing that tightrope crap can’t say they do anything as dangerous as that.”